Happy Birthday To Me…
October the 10th. A lot of things happened on this day in history.
In 1913, the Panama Canal officially joined the Atlantic Ocean to the Pacific ocean. How about that.
In 1967, the USA / Soviet Union ‘Outer Space Treaty’ came into force, and is the reason why the US does not own the moon, even though they planted a flag.
And in 1968… I was born.
And what better way to celebrate my forty-something birthday than by announcing the publication of my THIRD (yes, third!) novel – My Girlfriend’s Perfect Ex-Boyfriend.
“So,” I hear you ask, “what’s it all about PJ?”
Well, funny you should ask!
It’s the tale of Adrian Turner. Mountaineer, Secret Agent, Fireman… Ade would dearly like to be any of these things. Though he’s trade them all to win the heart of feisty Public Relations Executive, Paige.
Instead, our hero is a disillusioned school teacher, on suspension, after an unfortunate incident with a heavy piece of computer equipment. And somebody’s foot.
And Paige? Well, despite being his girlfriend for the past eighteen months, she still seems to have one foot out of the door and hasn’t quite committed to leaving a toothbrush in the bathroom. Of course, it doesn’t help that she’s working with her ex-boyfriend, Sebastian. A man who in almost every way imaginable is better, taller, wealthier, hairier, and infinitely more successful than Ade.
Is Paige still in love with Sebastian? Maybe. But why then did she suggest they get away for a few days? Some place romantic…
But when Adrian finds himself in Slovenia – with Sebastian in the room down the hall – he realises there’s serious possibility that he’s in danger of losing his job, his mind, and the woman he loves…
Now doesn’t sound like the sort of hilarious romp that would brighten almost any boring commute? Eh? Eh? (Unless you drive to work, in which case, erm… it goes really well with a cup of tea, and is the perfect alternative to actual work.)
Best of all, here in the UK (for a limited period), the book is just 99p, and ready to download to your smart-device ready to read via the FREE Kindle app. But if you’re elsewhere in the world or you’d prefer a paperback, follow one of the links below to a format of your choice
Where to buy the book…
UK (paperback | ebook) | USA | Australia | Canada
France | Italy | Germany
If for some strange reason you’d like a signed paperback, drop me a line here
You’ll find my other two novels (and all my non-fiction) on amazon here.
Publication Day Push
A number of fellow authors and bloggers have very kindly agreed to help me give My Girlfriend’s Perfect Ex-Boyfriend a ‘Publication Day Push’. If you’ve got a spare few minutes why not visit one of the blogs below (links under the image). You’ll find book extracts, and at least one honest review (which even I haven’t read… yet).
Ali – the Dragon Slayer
Devilishly Delicious Book Reviews
Dash Fan’s Book Reviews
Little Ray of Sunshine
Waggy Tales Dog Blog
Book Lover in Florida
Chelle’s Book Reviews
Many thanks to these blogs, and indeed everyone who’s helped bring this book to fruition.
My Girlfriend’s Perfect Ex-Boyfriend is just 99 pennies for the entire month of October 2017. Download the book for your smart phone, tablet, or kindle, today.
Visit BUYTHEBOOK.TODAY to buy the book… today!
(The FREE kindle reading app is available for everything. Seriously; EVERYTHING.)